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fortune-mod-void: 20151107
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Jürgen Buchmüller 2015-11-07 14:40:51 +01:00
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@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ and they gather on #xbps.
yeah ditch that DE stuff, makes your computer go slow yeah ditch that DE stuff, makes your computer go slow
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nude pics? nude pics?
you want a tarball of it? you want a tarball of it?
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not sure if drunk, trying to be funny, or wrong channel. not sure if drunk, trying to be funny, or wrong channel.
yes, drunk, but still right. yes, drunk, but still right.
@ -29,7 +29,7 @@ Your font rendering hurts to look at.
You hurt to look at. You hurt to look at.
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Fucking runit, man. Even systemctl knows how to Fucking runit, man. Even systemctl knows how to
explain itself to the noob. explain itself to the noob.
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ask a dolphin what he thinks about the cold war ask a dolphin what he thinks about the cold war
record that record that
@ -39,8 +39,8 @@ and then, throw your cat over the window before doing updates
. has quit [Quit: Leaving] . has quit [Quit: Leaving]
his cat probably suddenly rebooted the machine his cat probably suddenly rebooted the machine
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hi dude. I don't remember you. Ypnose: hi dude. I don't remember you.
Do you have a few minutes to introduce yourself? Do you have a few minutes to introduce yourself?
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I love finding deaf people when I'm traveling in I love finding deaf people when I'm traveling in
countries I don't know the language. countries I don't know the language.
@ -80,8 +80,8 @@ agetty... -_-
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void linux, it's basically a BSD-like, systemd-free Arch void linux, it's basically a BSD-like, systemd-free Arch
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: ohoh... thunderstorm ohoh... thunderstorm
... has quit [Read error: No route to host] has quit [Read error: No route to host]
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uff, an hour without my irc is not good for me uff, an hour without my irc is not good for me
it was great for us though it was great for us though
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I lost my wisdom with my beard, I lost my wisdom with my beard,
so I try to find it using another processes so I try to find it using another processes
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you have too much faith in people. Ypnose: you have too much faith in people.
I have faith in stupidity ;) Gottox: I have faith in stupidity ;)
because this faith is proven again and again. because this faith is proven again and again.
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btrfs is fine if you don't mind losing your data
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xtraeme: time to make the daily sports session, cya
dominikh: carry a crate of beer up the stairs? :P
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Digit: maybe we could just set you as the outter edge,
and make an easy one-liner code of conduct for #xbps.
"dont be worse than Ypnose."
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dominikh: void keeps on rolling… just like your mom
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great work though
Void is usually updated before we start writing the libressl release notes
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People just need training to understand my sentences.
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chris2: we have like 12 tools to detect duplicate files
we need a tool to detect duplicate file detectors
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# Template file for 'fortune-mod-void' # Template file for 'fortune-mod-void'
pkgname=fortune-mod-void pkgname=fortune-mod-void
version=20150713 version=20151107
revision=1 revision=1
homepage="http://www.voidlinux.eu/" homepage="http://www.voidlinux.eu/"
short_desc="Quotes from #xbps and other void related stuff" short_desc="Quotes from #xbps and other void related stuff"